Logged by project admin Hyperefficiency, 21:43:10 on 20 September 2025.
User smileybob: hey guys so today i heard of rumors of a gigantic white ball out in the midst of nowhere. do you know what it is?
User D3F3ND-TH3-W0RLD: nope. not a clue.
User Novadroid: Are you talking about this?
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User smileybob: yes
User Novadroid: Haven't heard much about it, but Cold Conjurer posted about seeing this on [REDACTED].
User D3F3ND-TH3-W0RLD: nice photograph. i wonder if we can find it, take it with us, and sell it for mega profit! the amount of cash will flood our headquarters!
User Novadroid: Not to get ahead of yourself, but aren't we gonna analyze it first? Come on, that's supposed to be the proper thing to do.
User D3F3ND-TH3-W0RLD: you're right. but first, let's determine the location of this ball so that we can get it.
User exited the chat: Novadroid
User D3F3ND-TH3-W0RLD: hey, why does novadroid keep disappearing like that?
User smileybob: Novadroid had some connection issues since the beginning of time, D3F3ND-TH3-W0RLD, so it's understandable that Novadroid might sometimes disappear
User entered: Novadroid
User Novadroid: What did I just see on my screen?
User D3F3ND-TH3-W0RLD: let me guess, was it a connection error pop-up?
User Novadroid: Not funny. Anyways, my screen turned to black and it flickered a message.
User smileybob: what was the message?
User Novadroid: It said "DO NOT COME FOR ME, YOU WILL REGRET IT". Probably a hacker, so I'll get my hard drive scanned.
User D3F3ND-TH3-W0RLD: how in the world did you get hacked?
User exited: smileybob
User Novadroid: I have no idea what it could've been. I didn't click on any malicious links, nor did I interact much with the computer at all. In fact, the only websites I visit are Conspicuous Interaction Agency websites.
User D3F3ND-TH3-W0RLD: dang, idk how to help you there.
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